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When Santanico Pandemonium takes the stage for her snake dance, all eyes are on her and her hypnotic curves.

 

You are the queen of a nest of vampires who run a bar atop an ancient Mayan temple in the Mexican desert. The daughter of an early 20th century hangman and his vampire lover, you've inherited your mother's birthright and now spend your days luring men with your seductive, snake-accentuated dance before turning into a serpentine bloodsucker that eats them alive.

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gsdgAs Seth himself once said, he’s a bastard, but he’s not a f*cking bastard.  I really don’t know of too many characters that are cooler than Seth, a guy that’s quick to rob banks, take hostages, whip his gun out as naturally as breathing, beat the crap out of bouncers, and slam down shots of liquor after slaying a bar full of thirsty vampires.  At the end of the day, though, Seth has a good heart and doesn’t like hurting people he doesn’t have to.  He also has one of the greatest tattoos I’ve ever seen which has no doubt inspired legions of douchebags to mark up their arms with tribal ink for a far less impressive result.  I’d also add that if anyone else spoke the way Seth does – a sort of witty, tough guy speak – they’d be laughed at.  Seth just makes it seem cool.  My original man crush, ladies and gentlemen – Seth Gecko.
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As Seth himself once said, he’s a bastard, but he’s not a f*cking bastard.  I really don’t know of too many characters that are cooler than Seth, a guy that’s quick to rob banks, take hostages, whip his gun out as naturally as breathing, beat the crap out of bouncers, and slam down shots of liquor after slaying a bar full of thirsty vampires.  At the end of the day, though, Seth has a good heart and doesn’t like hurting people he doesn’t have to.  He also has one of the greatest tattoos I’ve ever seen which has no doubt inspired legions of douchebags to mark up their arms with tribal ink for a far less impressive result.  I’d also add that if anyone else spoke the way Seth does – a sort of witty, tough guy speak – they’d be laughed at.  Seth just makes it seem cool.  My original man crush, ladies and gentlemen – Seth Gecko.
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SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM aka ESMERALDA

                                  (From Dusk Till Dawn)

 

~"I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery. "~

 

 

As Seth himself once said, he’s a bastard, but he’s not a f*cking bastard.  I really don’t know of too many characters that are cooler than Seth, a guy that’s quick to rob banks, take hostages, whip his gun out as naturally as breathing, beat the crap out of bouncers, and slam down shots of liquor after slaying a bar full of thirsty vampires.  At the end of the day, though, Seth has a good heart and doesn’t like hurting people he doesn’t have to.  He also has one of the greatest tattoos I’ve ever seen which has no doubt inspired legions of douchebags to mark up their arms with tribal ink for a far less impressive result.  I’d also add that if anyone else spoke the way Seth does – a sort of witty, tough guy speak – they’d be laughed at.  Seth just makes it seem cool.  My original man crush, ladies and gentlemen – Seth Gecko.
Read more at http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/06/04/top-5-movie-characters-of-all-time/#vIFFFHU7iZ2Kwuh6.99

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